Wankernomics Lanyard - Small Talk

Are you constantly stuck a conversations with colleagues you barely know about their uninteresting lives?

Introducing the ultimate tool to help you get ahead at work by helping you pretend to care about your colleagues' uninteresting lives. The Wankernomics Small Talk Cheat Sheet is a small card that helps you sound like you want to talk to someone you barely know while you're standing in the office kitchen waiting for the microwave to finish reheating your lunch.

The Small Talk Cheat Sheet is printed on a high quality PVC card that is the same size as a standard swipe card or ID, which means you can walk around all day with these useful and informative cheat sheets hanging around your neck, ready to use whenever you find yourself stuck in a lift with a colleague you barely know.

Plus each card comes with an extra-subtle, bright orange lanyard, which will signal to fellow work colleagues in the know, that you're senior management material. 

Specifications:

• Small Talk Cheat Sheet Card: 90mm x 60mm
• Lanyard: 900mm x 20mm
• Made in China
  

Individually wrapped, you can buy just one, or if you're feeling particularly out of your depth, splurge on all three with the Lanyards 3-pack.

It's the perfect gift for a colleague that you're socially required to give a gift to, even though you have no idea what they would want.

Please note this item may be dispatched separately from other items in the same order.