{"product_id":"wankernomics-lanyards","title":"Wankernomics Lanyard - Small Talk","description":"\u003cp\u003eAre you\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e constantly stuck a \u003c\/span\u003econversations\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e with colleagues you barely know about their uninteresting lives?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eIntroducing the ultimate tool to help you get ahead at work by helping you pretend to care about your colleagues' uninteresting lives. The Wankernomics Small Talk Cheat Sheet is a small card that helps you sound like you want to talk to someone you barely know while you're standing in the office kitchen waiting for the microwave to finish reheating your lunch. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe Small Talk Cheat Sheet is printed on a high quality PVC card that is the same size as a standard swipe card or ID, which means y\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eou can walk around all day with these useful and informative cheat sheets hanging around your neck, ready to use whenever you find yourself stuck in a lift with a colleague you barely know.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePlus each card comes with an \u003c\/span\u003eextra-subtle,\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e bright orange lanyard, which will signal to fellow work colleagues in the know, that you're senior management material. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSpecifications:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSmall Talk Cheat Sheet Card: \u003cspan\u003e90mm x 60mm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLanyard: 900mm x 20mm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade in China\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIndividually wrapped, you can buy just one, or if you're feeling particularly out of your depth, splurge on all three with the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/shop.wankernomics.com\/products\/wankernomics-lanyards-3-pack\"\u003eLanyards 3-pack.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect gift for a colleague that you're socially required to give a gift to, even though you have no idea what they would want.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wankernomics Shop","offers":[{"title":"Small Talk Cheat Sheet","offer_id":42379440357431,"sku":"WNK-LNYD-SMT","price":5.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/0024\/4535\/files\/WNK_Lanyard_-_Small_Talk_Mockup.jpg?v=1786494909","url":"https:\/\/shop.wankernomics.com\/products\/wankernomics-lanyards","provider":"Wankernomics Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}