{"product_id":"wankernomics-lanyards-3-pack","title":"Wankernomics Lanyards 3-pack","description":"\u003cp\u003eAre you...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e... sick of being in meetings you barely understand?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e... tired of reading emails that make no sense?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e... constantly stuck a \u003c\/span\u003econversations\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e with colleagues you barely know about their uninteresting lives?\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eIntroducing the ultimate tool to help you get ahead at work without actually knowing anything. The Wankernomics Lanyards are cheat sheets on what to say and write in a modern workplace to make it sound like you know what you're doing, \u003c\/span\u003eeven\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e though you don't.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are three varieties, each providing a colour-coded cheat sheet on a crucial aspect of modern workplace communication:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeetings Cheat Sheet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmails Cheat Sheet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall Talk Cheat Sheet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eEach Cheat Sheet is printed on a high quality PVC card that is the same size as a standard swipe card or ID, which means y\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eou can walk around all day with these useful and informative cheat sheets hanging around your neck, ready to use whenever you find yourself totally out of your depth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ePlus each card comes with an \u003c\/span\u003eextra-subtle,\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e bright orange lanyard, which will signal to fellow work colleagues in the know, that you're senior management material. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSpecifications:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eWankernomics CheatSheet Card: \u003cspan\u003e90mm x 60mm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLanyard: 900mm x 20mm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade in China\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIndividually wrapped, you can buy just one, but why not get all three?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect gift for a colleague that you're socially required to give a gift to, even though you have no idea what they would want.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wankernomics Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67633588830263,"sku":"WNK-LNYD-3PK","price":12.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/0024\/4535\/files\/LanyardsonDesk.jpg?v=1786493134","url":"https:\/\/shop.wankernomics.com\/products\/wankernomics-lanyards-3-pack","provider":"Wankernomics Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}